Undieable Squirrel

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www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams. RingTales presents Dilbert Animated Cartoons. Dead Squirrel and Need to Virtualize. In Dead Squirrel, Dogbert says “Never put time into an activity that has no potential benefit. For example, why bother putting on makeup if you’re going to wear that hideous outfit? That’s like knitting a sweater for a dead squirrel”. In Need to Virtualize, The Boss says, “Our servers are using too much electricity. We need to virtualize.” He then states, “I did my part by …

Mad Plasticine Animation About Two Cats In A Garden Who Meet And Make New Friends Through The Changing Seasons Of The Year. I, as does everyone who sees it, find the work amazing, so just wanted to share this time lapse plastacine gem. I have found three DVD’s containing the original…

Bob and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was in and be quiet.

After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said, “There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.”

“So then what did make you scream?” Bob asked, exasperated.

“Well,” Joe continued, “two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, ‘Should we take them home or eat ‘em now?’”

Don’t waste my time trying to tell me go screaming chicken..Squirrel please.
Samson, Vance and Hines, Street Walker?

Do you have a beloved pet that you’ve lost that you miss so much it hurts? Share with me a fun memory and make us both smile?

I had the World Best Dog she was my everything. A Black Lab/Pit Bull named Lady. She had 16 happy, loves and spoiled years of making me smile. I taught her words. Like “Where’s the squirrel?”
She’d high tail it and run the fence growling lookin’ for that squirrel!
And she always entertain me when I said “Lady, get the fly!” She’d pop up here ears and listen, cocking her head back and forth and by golly every time she’d find that fly…she’d hunt that nasty varment down..racing in every room listening for it until she caught.

Awesome dog…I needed that smile!

Your turn to smile…

SmileyCat : )

Do you have a beloved pet that you’ve lost that you miss so much it hurts? Share with me a fun memory and make us both smile?

I had the World Best Dog she was my everything. A Black Lab/Pit Bull named Lady. She had 16 happy, loves and spoiled years of making me smile. I taught her words. Like “Where’s the squirrel?”
She’d high tail it and run the fence growling lookin’ for that squirrel!
And she always entertain me when I said “Lady, get the fly!” She’d pop up here ears and listen, cocking her head back and forth and by golly every time she’d find that fly…she’d hunt that nasty varment down..racing in every room listening for it until she caught.

Awesome dog…I needed that smile!

Your turn to smile…

SmileyCat : )

Picking a new pet takes time and should not be done on a sudden urge.. A happy choice in the long run makes for a better happy family and a smiling pet. Pets should be taken for there shots, and if you plan to travel over seas with your pet watch for unusual or sudden sickness or strange or sudden change in there eating habits.( Not all water is the same in different countries )