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I have a funny joke?

A young boy aked his father if he could go deer hunting with him. the father said if he promised to be quite and not make ANY noise as not to scare the deer. They had gotten to his fathers best hunting place; the father left him o the hill and reminded him to be quite that hed be back shortly. After about 20 mins. or so the boy lets out a horrible scream and the dad comes running. Dad says I told you to be quite! DAD! the boy says-when that snake slithered by my feet I never said a word and when that grizzley breathed down my neck I never even flinced but when that squirrel climbed up my pant leg looking for nuts THATS WHEN I SCREAMED!!!!!

Help, my bird feeders have been taken over by squirrels. How can I keep them out?

One feeder is standing on a pole and up they climb to get to the feeder. Have already tried WD-40 and vaseline on the pole. Didn’t work. The other one is hanging from a branch in a tree and they climb the tree, walk on the branch and down the feeder to eat. Bird seed is costly and they are driving me nuts.
Thanks in advance.

Are St. Bernards Aggressive?

My St. Bernard is extremely territorial and goes nuts when he sees another dog, person, squirrel, ant, flying piece of paper, anything that moves. He goes beserk. However, in the house, with the family, he is so sweet, laid back and loving. If someone passes by and he sees them out the window, I fear he will break the glass on the window because he hurls himself at the glass and barks and goes crazy. He already broke through thick frosted glass because he saw something outside, (or he thought he saw something.) If someone approaches myself or a member of the family, he lunges at them. My husband is the only person who can control him (barely) on the leash, and must throw his body over him to restrain him when he acts up. I feel so bad for him because I want him to be outside and enjoy his walks, but he is so heinous, I’m scared he will knock someone down. He is extremely strong. He even went to obedience training for 15 days (he did not come home for 15 days). Please help.

how do squirrels keep their nuts warm???

how do squirrels keep their nuts warm???

Psycho Squirrel

I think it has rabies… — Link: tshirthell.com

French squirrel goes nuts

www.emeraldnuts.com “French squirrel goes nuts” is the tale of a snobby French squirrel that savors the taste of deluxe nuts.

Crazy Squirrel – Snickers Commercial

Crazy Squirrel – Snickers Commercial “More Nuts” “Больше Орехов” www.ulitkapost.ru