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Youre a squirrel. You’re playing Texas hold ‘em, you’ve got the nuts,?

in fact, you get the nuts a lot- what is everybody else holding?

Q: Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?

A: to keep his nuts warm!!!!!!

Spiritually Speaking, WHY do Squirrels swim on their backs ?

Answer: TO KEEP THEIR NUTS DRY.

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What do squirrels eat in the spring?

I was always told they save nuts for the winter, but I suspect they hibernate in the winter and eat the nuts when they wake up in the spring…?
So is it wrong to say that squirrels eat nuts in the winter?

What do you do when your corrections don’t work?

I have a 15 mo. old APBT mix that continues to struggle with behaving on walks. She does a fabulous job of “heeling” if there are no other distractions around. She used to really go nuts if we saw a cat or squirrel, but that’s under control now. Now the only problem we are having is with other dogs. If the other dog is minding it’s own business we’re fine. But if the other dog starts barking and getting excited, my dog is right back to her lunging and pulling and barking. Currently I am using a prong collar and I have been taught by a trainer how to use it for corrections (different dog), but she is totally oblivious to it at this point. On occasion I’ve nudged her with my foot to get her attention and it seems to work, but I don’t know if this is ok.

I would appreciate any input or tips, I know there are quite a few very experienced trainers on here. I am willing to hire a trainer again to work specifically on this issue but I would prefer to try and work on it on my own if at all possible.

Thanks for your help!

Is it generally safe to eat the squirrels in my back yard?

I live in northwest florida and was wondering if the gray squirrels in my back yard are generally safe to eat. it seems that they eat the nuts from my live oak trees as their main source of food. I hate to waste the meat if it’s good to eat since i kill them for pest control on my property.

Are St. Bernards Aggressive?

My St. Bernard is extremely territorial and goes nuts when he sees another dog, person, squirrel, ant, flying piece of paper, anything that moves. He goes beserk. However, in the house, with the family, he is so sweet, laid back and loving. If someone passes by and he sees them out the window, I fear he will break the glass on the window because he hurls himself at the glass and barks and goes crazy. He already broke through thick frosted glass because he saw something outside, (or he thought he saw something.) If someone approaches myself or a member of the family, he lunges at them. My husband is the only person who can control him (barely) on the leash, and must throw his body over him to restrain him when he acts up. I feel so bad for him because I want him to be outside and enjoy his walks, but he is so heinous, I’m scared he will knock someone down. He is extremely strong. He even went to obedience training for 15 days (he did not come home for 15 days). Please help.