A man in a straw hat approaches you quickly, and tells you that he can instantaneously grant you a power:
1. You can be the best steel drum player in the world, so good that people fall to their knees when they hear you play.
2. You can produce thousands and thousands of squirrels from the palm of your hand in a day. (Yes, out of thin air)
3. You can control Al Sharpton Like a puppet, willing him to do your every bidding.
Which one would you choose? Would you use your power for good, or evil?
Thanks for answering, all.
Soda: You made me “Donkey laugh” at the thought of Al Sharpton doing the robot in PussyCat doll attire.
