The man is locked in a room with the squirrels. The squirrels are not particularly vicious, just hungry. The man only needs to have one shoulder touch the ground, not necessarily be killed.
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dangerous squirrels?
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead.
Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet!
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened.
Joe said “There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed.
Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.”
“So then what did make you scream,” Bob asked, exasperated. “Well,” Joe continued, “two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, “Should we take them home or eat ’em now?”"
Am I an empath? Also, what are some fool proof ways to be sure?
All throughout my life I’ve had deja vu, I’ve had dreams that ended up coming true, and I’ve always been a good listener for people who are dealing with a lot. I always just assumed I was ‘too nice’ but people’s emotions would affect me, sometimes to the point where it was very hard to deal with. That mostly just happened with the man I’m in love with, but the more that i think of it it’s happened with others as well. Here are some traits that I personally possess that make me think I am one. I need some real ways to know for sure, besides just having these signs.
*Animals and children are drawn to me, always have been. I don’t just mean cats and dogs, but also squirrels.
*I can sometimes tell people’s emotions even if they’re hiding them from me, though that mainly again only truly works with the man I’m in love with, because of our intense emotional connection.
*People have always been drawn to me, and they tell me personal things about themselves rather quickly..though I’m sometimes not open to hearing it if I don’t know them well. People find it very easy to open up to me.
*It’s extremely rare that someone dislikes me.
*Other people’s issues and problems make me feel bad, to the point where I actually get very sad for them.
*I do cry at movies and commercials.
*I sometimes feel random pains or get sick for a brief amount of time and I don’t know why.
^^THere’s more, but I looked through a bunch of sites with signs that you can be an empath, and I basically have all of them except the one with pests/spiders staying out of an empath’s house. I have dealt with spiders but who hasn’t? Other than that I’ve had every sign, and I really think I am one…it’s starting to make a lot of sense to me right now. What are some concrete ways to be absolutely sure and not just assuming?
OMG to the first person who posted, yeah you’re right..wow…I haven’t slept at all, and I thought it said ‘psychics’ but it said ‘physics’ wowww..
Algol; I definitely know what you’re saying and I understand..normally I wouldn’t come to this conclusion but sometimes I feel people’s emotions so strongly that it really brings me down. And I mean really. I could have gone in to a deeper expansion of the traits I have but I was just giving an overview, I have every single trait I’ve seen on every list, besides the spider one.
What would you do……?
A man in a straw hat approaches you quickly, and tells you that he can instantaneously grant you a power:
1. You can be the best steel drum player in the world, so good that people fall to their knees when they hear you play.
2. You can produce thousands and thousands of squirrels from the palm of your hand in a day. (Yes, out of thin air)
3. You can control Al Sharpton Like a puppet, willing him to do your every bidding.
Which one would you choose? Would you use your power for good, or evil?
Thanks for answering, all.
Soda: You made me “Donkey laugh” at the thought of Al Sharpton doing the robot in PussyCat doll attire.
Will karma be my downfall?
When I was a child, I was the unofficial “exterminator” for the farm I lived on. I shot hundreds of squirrels and jackrabbits. According to the Old Testament, man can slaughter all the animals on earth except for other humans, so Christians need not respond. What do the rest of you think?
BOOK OF MOSES
CHAPTER 2
God, said: Let them have dominion over the fishes of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
DOMINION! Like I said; no Christians needed.
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Tagged animals, child, christians, downfall, earth, exterminator, farm, jackrabbits, karma, man, Old, old testament, slaughter, squirrels, Testament
Is this funny to you?
GOLDEN TOWNSHIP, Michigan – A man was shot and injured when his hunting partner mistook his elbow for a squirrel, authorities said.
Sikkenga was wearing camouflage clothing except for an orange hat, which he had covered with a hood after sitting down behind a tree, The Muskegon Chronicle reported.
His clothed elbow was all of him that was visible when his friend, Gregory Scott Wood approached from behind the tree and fired his weapon, which the Ludington Daily News described as a .17-caliber rifle.
Sikkenga was transported to a local hospital, where he was treated and released.
Police were investigating the shooting.
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Tagged authorities, elbow, Golden, golden township, hunting, man, Michigan, mistook, partner, Squirrel, TOWNSHIP, township michigan
Is my husband abusing his health?
He is getting old in his mid sixties and hunts like a young man. Deer ,turkeys,Squirrels and anything else leagle. When the season is open he dissapears and half the time he forgets to turn his radio on. He is already gone from home at five thirty a,m.turkey hunting and I expect him home when I see him coming. I love him deeply ,but his health isn’t good What shall I do I love him and want the best for his health and happyness
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Tagged Anything, deer, dissapears, half the time, happyness, health, home, husband, leagle, man, mid sixties, radio, season, squirrels, time, turkey hunting, turkeys, young man