squirrel too.
i wudnt tap dat even if she asked me too
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Is this a good begining dialogue?
After I described the forest and the truck driving the dirt road I wrote the conversation between the main character and an old man driving him to the woods to kill a monster. Killing the monster could give somebody immortality.
Sorry for spelling I didn’t spell check.
“Do you really think you could kill the monster from hell?” the old man said.
I kept quiet while rubbing my newly shaved head, I stared outside the window into the woods, gazing into the area which would be my burial or victory ground.
The old man continued. “Well just in case you’re wondering how it looks, I’ve seen it.”
I looked at the old man, “Really, please tell me what it looks like.”
“Oh it’s a sight.” The old man sat up straight and cleared his mouth of tabbaco by spitting it out the window. “It’s entire body had black fur, pitch black, the blackest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. It stood on two feet, oddly enough it’s feet appeared human, tan, strong, wide, and it jumped across the trees, very high, very fast. But the head.” The old man paused. “The head was the real horror, it looked like the head of a provoked goat, I would say a cashmere because of it’s fur.”
“Cashmere.” I said softly.
“Cashmere.” The old man said intriguely. “Sure beats calling it the monster from hell.” He said laughingly.
“When did you see it?” I eagerly asked.
“While driving around, but I only got a quick glance at it because the monster changed it’s color like a chameleon.”
“Intresting, and you’ve only seen it once?”
“Oh yeah, but by choice, I never look out for it, seeing it once nearly gave me a dang heart attack. It’d be better ignoring the woods and just focusing on the road.” The old man lifted his left hand and waved his index finger in
the air. “Say, what makes you so sure you could find it? Let alone kill it.”
I reached for my green bag and put it on the truck’s dashboard. “Squirrels.” I said. “I’ve heard many stories from people who wander these woods, and the one thing they’ve all seen is headless squirrels. This leads me to believe Cashmere eats the heads, so I’ve prepared the bait.”
“That’s a weird breakfast.”
I laughed, then I stared out into the sky, “Have you ever seen the creature from heaven.” The old man didn’t respond, I turned towards him and he seemed confused. “You know the legend, don’t you?”
“Yeah, but I’ve never seen it. I hear it’s just a methaphor or something?”
“Well from what I hear god created a creature to keep the cashmere in these woods, that’s why it’s still here.”
“Oh, I’ve never heard of it like that.” The old man slowed down the truck. “Hey, if you’re staying up past midnight hunting the monster from hell do you think you’ll find the juggernaut of earth also?”
My mouth dropped, “Juggernaut of earth?” I said curiously.
“Yeah, legend says it comes out at midnight, and it can’t die. I don’t drive around at night, so I’ve never seen it.” The old man stopped the car and saw my shocked face. “Hell I think that legend is made up, probably to go with the heaven and hell creatures or whatever.”
“I hope so.” I said. I opened my door and tooked my first step into the mythical wilderness. “Well this is it, thank you for the ride.”
“No problem, you take care now.”
Oh and I’m 9 years old.
I’m 9, don’t hurt my feelings.
OVERRUN BY SQUIRRELS!!! HELP!!!! 10 Points?
about six months ago I saw a man in the woods shooting squirrels!
I could not let this happen so I went to the hunting shop and bought traps. I set so many traps and caught so many squirrels, like, 300. I brought them back to my house, I did not have a place to put them so I let them go in my living room. I thought that it would be ok, but they got out of control. there was poop everywhere. THEY ARE BREEDING FASTER THAN I CAN COUNT! I would say there are like, 6000 SQUIRRELS! If I let them go someone will hurt them. and I spent all my pay check on acorns and nuts! please, please, please, help! I dont know what to do!!!!!!
10 Points
Do you think this spongebob thing is creepy?
A man named Bob Sponge (known to his friends as SpongeBob) had a history for DUI. He had been in jail three times for it, but this time jail would not be needed. After a night of drinking at a bar, he decided to drive off and go home. He went alone and had no designated driver. He stumbled and tripped as he walked to his car.
He drove about two miles before getting into a serious car accident. His car spun off road, and hit a nearby tree. He was immediately rushed to the hospital by helicopter. He miraculously survived the crash with a price.
In the crash Spongebob had sustained a very bad head injury. His brain would not work properly for the rest of his life. The doctors decided it would be best if he was put in a coma.
In the coma, Spongebob began to have extremely messed, and disturbed dreams. In his dreams he was a talking sponge, who had no control over himself, or his actions. He had weird friendships with a continuously senseless star fish, and an angered, paranoid squid.
As his dreams progressed Spongebob’s thoughts began to become so peculiar that even after he woke up from his coma he could still not understand them. He would dream about doing odd things like blowing bubbles, or using a butterfly net to catch jelly fish. He imagined himself living under a pineapple. His most messed up thought however, would have had to been the squirrel. Spongebob dreamed of an intelligent squirrel named Sandy who lived underwater. She too would join him in his future shenanigans.
Spongebob thought of other people too; A cheap crab whose soul desire was money, a buff lobster who surfboarder, and an abundance of other characters known as “fillers”.
After Spongebob woke up from his coma, he did not come out the same. He had been scarred from his dreams, and was placed into a mental institution. After two years of further examination, it was decided that Spongebob would be in the mental institution for the rest of his life, because of the severity of his situation.
Spongebob never fully recovered from his dreams. He was forever scarred, and would never be the same again.
@Mango: Yeah…. I don’t get out much.
How many squirrels could take down a man?
The man is locked in a room with the squirrels. The squirrels are not particularly vicious, just hungry. The man only needs to have one shoulder touch the ground, not necessarily be killed.
dangerous squirrels?
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead.
Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet!
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened.
Joe said “There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed.
Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.”
“So then what did make you scream,” Bob asked, exasperated. “Well,” Joe continued, “two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, “Should we take them home or eat ’em now?”"
Am I an empath? Also, what are some fool proof ways to be sure?
All throughout my life I’ve had deja vu, I’ve had dreams that ended up coming true, and I’ve always been a good listener for people who are dealing with a lot. I always just assumed I was ‘too nice’ but people’s emotions would affect me, sometimes to the point where it was very hard to deal with. That mostly just happened with the man I’m in love with, but the more that i think of it it’s happened with others as well. Here are some traits that I personally possess that make me think I am one. I need some real ways to know for sure, besides just having these signs.
*Animals and children are drawn to me, always have been. I don’t just mean cats and dogs, but also squirrels.
*I can sometimes tell people’s emotions even if they’re hiding them from me, though that mainly again only truly works with the man I’m in love with, because of our intense emotional connection.
*People have always been drawn to me, and they tell me personal things about themselves rather quickly..though I’m sometimes not open to hearing it if I don’t know them well. People find it very easy to open up to me.
*It’s extremely rare that someone dislikes me.
*Other people’s issues and problems make me feel bad, to the point where I actually get very sad for them.
*I do cry at movies and commercials.
*I sometimes feel random pains or get sick for a brief amount of time and I don’t know why.
^^THere’s more, but I looked through a bunch of sites with signs that you can be an empath, and I basically have all of them except the one with pests/spiders staying out of an empath’s house. I have dealt with spiders but who hasn’t? Other than that I’ve had every sign, and I really think I am one…it’s starting to make a lot of sense to me right now. What are some concrete ways to be absolutely sure and not just assuming?
OMG to the first person who posted, yeah you’re right..wow…I haven’t slept at all, and I thought it said ‘psychics’ but it said ‘physics’ wowww..
Algol; I definitely know what you’re saying and I understand..normally I wouldn’t come to this conclusion but sometimes I feel people’s emotions so strongly that it really brings me down. And I mean really. I could have gone in to a deeper expansion of the traits I have but I was just giving an overview, I have every single trait I’ve seen on every list, besides the spider one.