Undieable Squirrel

Posts Tagged ‘joke’

Adolf Hitler gets SQUAIDS or Squirrel Aids from my friend Mitch. SQUAIDS was discovered by Ray William Johnson : www.youtube.com This is an edited and remixed clip from the movie Downfall (2004) by director Oliver Hirschbiegel. See more at : www.imdb.com All copyrights belong to: Production Companies * Constantin Film Produktion (present) (as Constantin Film) * Norddeutscher Rundfunk (NDR) (co-production) (as NDR) * Westdeutscher Rundfunk (WDR) (co-production) (as WDR) * Degeto Film (co-production) * Österreichischer Rundfunk (ORF) (co-production) (as ORF) * EOS Entertainment (co-production) (as EOS Production gmbh & Co. KG) * Rai Cinemafiction (co-production) (as RAI Cinema) Distributors * Constantin Film (2004) (Germany) (theatrical) * Rialto Film AG (2004) (Switzerland) (theatrical) * 01 Distribuzione (2005) (Italy) (theatrical) * A-Film Distribution (2004) (Netherlands) (theatrical) * Alfa Films (2005) (Argentina) (theatrical) * Bontonfilm (2005) (Czech Republic) (theatrical) * Bontonfilm (200?) (Slovakia) (theatrical) * Central Partnership (200?) (Russia) (theatrical) * GAGA (2005) (Japan) (theatrical) * Lighthouse Pictures (2005) (Singapore) (theatrical) * Momentum Pictures (2005) (UK) (theatrical) * Monolith (2004) (Poland) (theatrical) * Newmarket Films (2005) (USA) (theatrical) (subtitled) * Pro Films (2005) (Bulgaria) (theatrical) * TFM Distribution (2005) (France) (theatrical) * A-Film Home Entertainment (2005) (Netherlands) (DVD) (retail) * Alliance Atlantis …

Video Cam Direct Upload

1. What do you think of moms who suck at parenting? 2.What’s your Favorite animal? Second channel: www.youtube.com follow me on twitter: www.twitter.com Subscribe to my show on blogTV: www.blogtv.com Read story: www.dailymail.co.uk

Bob and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was in and be quiet.

After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said, “There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.”

“So then what did make you scream?” Bob asked, exasperated.

“Well,” Joe continued, “two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, ‘Should we take them home or eat ‘em now?’”

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in CALIFORNIA

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY

8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: TEXAS

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

12. Republican sticker on bumper, turning left on a no-left-turn intersection, kids in back seat screaming and flipping off other drivers: INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA

The Swedish chef cooks al fresco!!

A father takes his 15 year old son duck hunting for the first time. As they get down to the river, the father says, “Now son, you go over there about 50 yards away, and don’t make a sound. If you make any noise, the ducks won’t fly in.”
So the son does as he is told, walks way down from his dad, and sits there real quiet. 20 minutes later, the father hears his son screaming and yelling. The father rushes over to him.
“I thought I told you to be quiet.”, the father scolds.
“Dad, when the spider was crawling on me, I didn’t make a sound. When the shunk brushed up against me, I didn’t move.
When the snake slithered by me, I was silent. But when those two squirrels crawled up my pants leg, and I heard one of them say “Should we take em with us or eat em here”, that was it for me!