A young boy aked his father if he could go deer hunting with him. the father said if he promised to be quite and not make ANY noise as not to scare the deer. They had gotten to his fathers best hunting place; the father left him o the hill and reminded him to be quite that hed be back shortly. After about 20 mins. or so the boy lets out a horrible scream and the dad comes running. Dad says I told you to be quite! DAD! the boy says-when that snake slithered by my feet I never said a word and when that grizzley breathed down my neck I never even flinced but when that squirrel climbed up my pant leg looking for nuts THATS WHEN I SCREAMED!!!!!
