This is funny! A little light humor — good for the soul!! (lol)
Pick the month you were born in:
January–I kicked
February–I loved
March–I did the macarena with
April–I played with
May–I choked on
June–I murdered
July–I sang to
August–I had lunch with
September–I danced with
October–I smoked
November–I yelled at
December–I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1——-a paperclip
2——-a monster
3——-a phone
4——-a fork
5——-a gangster
6——-an immigrant
7——-my cell phone
8——-my dog
9——-my best friends boyfriend
10——-my neighbor
11——-an ipod
12——-a banana
13——-Chuck Norris
14——-a stuffed animal
15——-a goat
16——-a pickle
17——-your mom
18——-a spoon
19——-myself
20——-a football player
21——-a ninja
22——-a fireman
23——-a noodle
24——-a squirrel
25——-a baseball bat
26——-my sister
27——-my brother
28——-my science teacher
29——-a permanent marker
30——-a llama
31——-A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White——Because I was high.
Black——-Because that’s how I roll.
Pink——–Because im NOT homosexual.
Red———Because the voices told me to.
Blue——–Because im sexy and do what I want
Green——Because I hate myself.
Purple——Because I’m cool.
Gray——–Because I was drunk
Yellow——Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange—-Because I hate my family.
Other——-Because that’s how I roll.
None——Because I cant control myself
Put the phrases together, type the phrase in the answer! Have Fun!
BTW… I played with a stuffed animal because I am sexy!
