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Why not re-introduce wolves to Central Park, New York City?

I am a long time Alaskan hunter and trapper. Every year Friends of Animals or some other group floods our TV broadcasts with anti-hunting and anti-trapping ads. And as trapping season approaches – I always wonder what would happen if a dozen wolves were live trapped and released in Central Park. I know wolves – they would not hurt people – just become hell on the squirrel, pigeon and small dog population. This would be a re-introduction since wolves used to live all over New York state until the white man arrived. Do you think the people of New York would rally around the wolves and support them living in the Park – and enjoy watching and listening to them call? Or – would there be millions of residents fearing for their lives and screaming for someone to kill them all immediately?

Last year I had wolves drag off a neighbors dog about 4 miles from my home. And Friends of Animals spent $6 million on tv ads denouncing wolf control. If wolves are good enough to live in my neighborhood – are they not also good enough for New York City neighborhoods?

Would you donate money to an organization dedicated to the re-introduce wolves to Central Park?

Why not re-introduce wolves to Central Park, New York City?

I am a long time Alaskan hunter and trapper. Every year Friends of Animals or some other group floods our TV broadcasts with anti-hunting and anti-trapping ads. And as trapping season approaches – I always wonder what would happen if a dozen wolves were live trapped and released in Central Park. I know wolves – they would not hurt people – just become hell on the squirrel, pigeon and small dog population. This would be a re-introduction since wolves used to live all over New York state until the white man arrived. Do you think the people of New York would rally around the wolves and support them living in the Park – and enjoy watching and listening to them call? Or – would there be millions of residents fearing for their lives and screaming for someone to kill them all immediately?

Last year I had wolves drag off a neighbors dog about 4 miles from my home. And Friends of Animals spent $6 million on tv ads denouncing wolf control. If wolves are good enough to live in my neighborhood – are they not also good enough for New York City neighborhoods?

Would you donate money to an organization dedicated to the re-introduce wolves to Central Park?

~The Deer Hunt?~?

1am Alarm clock rings..2:am Hunting partners arrive, drag me out of bed..2:30am Throw everything except the kitchen sin into pickup..3:00am Leave for the deep woods..3:15am Drive back home to pickup gun..3:30 Drive like hell to get to the woods before daylight..4am Set up camp. Forgot the damn tent..4:30 Head for the woods..6:05 See eight deer…6:06 Take aim and squeeze trigger..6:07″Click”..6:08 Load gun while watching deer go over the hill..8am Head back to camp..9am Still looking for camp..10am Realize that you don’t know where camp is..Noon Fire gun for help..2:15 Run out of bullets- eight deer come back..2:20 Strange feeling in stomach..2:30 Realize you ate poison berries..2:45 Rescued..2:55 Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped..3pm Arrive back at camp..3:30 Leave camp to kill deer..4pm Return to camp for bullets..4:1 load gun-leave camp-again..5pm Empty gun on squirrel that is bugging you..6pm Arrive at camp- see deer grazing in camp..”click” out of bullets go home no deer

~The Deer Hunt?~?

1am Alarm clock rings..2:am Hunting partners arrive, drag me out of bed..2:30am Throw everything except the kitchen sin into pickup..3:00am Leave for the deep woods..3:15am Drive back home to pickup gun..3:30 Drive like hell to get to the woods before daylight..4am Set up camp. Forgot the damn tent..4:30 Head for the woods..6:05 See eight deer…6:06 Take aim and squeeze trigger..6:07″Click”..6:08 Load gun while watching deer go over the hill..8am Head back to camp..9am Still looking for camp..10am Realize that you don’t know where camp is..Noon Fire gun for help..2:15 Run out of bullets- eight deer come back..2:20 Strange feeling in stomach..2:30 Realize you ate poison berries..2:45 Rescued..2:55 Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped..3pm Arrive back at camp..3:30 Leave camp to kill deer..4pm Return to camp for bullets..4:1 load gun-leave camp-again..5pm Empty gun on squirrel that is bugging you..6pm Arrive at camp- see deer grazing in camp..”click” out of bullets go home no deer

Why did God design the squirrel to steal his food from bird feeders?

That’s right, Squirrel – you’ve got a free ticket to hell!
Goodnight, peoples :)

~The Deer Hunt~?

1:00am Alarm clock rings…2:am Hunting partners arrive, drag me out of bed…2:30am Throw everything except the kitchen sin into pickup…3:00am Leave for the deep woods…3:15am Drive back home to pickup gun…3:30 Drive like hell to get to the woods before daylight…4:00 Set up camp. Forgot the damn tent…4:00 Head for the woods…6:05 See eight deer…6:06 Take aim and squeeze trigger…6:07″Click”…6:08 Load gun shwle watching deer go over the hill…8:00 Head back to camp…9:00 Still looking for camp…10:am Realize that you don’t know where camp is…Noon Fire gun for help…2:15 Run out of bullets- eight deer come back…2:20 Strange feeling in stomach…2:30 Realize you ate poison berries…2:45 Rescued…2:55 Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped…3:00 Arrive back at camp…3:30 Leave camp to kill deer…4:00 Return to camp for bullets…4:01 load gun-leave camp-again…5:pm Empty gun on squirrel that is bugging you…6pm Arrive at camp- see deer grazing in camp..

~The Deer Hunt~?

1:00am Alarm clock rings…2:am Hunting partners arrive, drag me out of bed…2:30am Throw everything except the kitchen sin into pickup…3:00am Leave for the deep woods…3:15am Drive back home to pickup gun…3:30 Drive like hell to get to the woods before daylight…4:00 Set up camp. Forgot the damn tent…4:00 Head for the woods…6:05 See eight deer…6:06 Take aim and squeeze trigger…6:07″Click”…6:08 Load gun shwle watching deer go over the hill…8:00 Head back to camp…9:00 Still looking for camp…10:am Realize that you don’t know where camp is…Noon Fire gun for help…2:15 Run out of bullets- eight deer come back…2:20 Strange feeling in stomach…2:30 Realize you ate poison berries…2:45 Rescued…2:55 Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped…3:00 Arrive back at camp…3:30 Leave camp to kill deer…4:00 Return to camp for bullets…4:01 load gun-leave camp-again…5:pm Empty gun on squirrel that is bugging you…6pm Arrive at camp- see deer grazing in camp..