You gotta’ love these playful rodents! This song is a parody for a song called, “Girls” I put this little video together using various pictures and videos on found on the Internet. Someone requested the lyrics so they could sing along, so here they are: Squirrels All we really are is squirrels We’re being hunted, we are squirrels We are appealing, we are squirrels We want to gather nuts But people splatter our guts When they’re on a country drive It isn’t easy to survive Back in the other day I saw a squirrel get blown away They served him on a dinner tray They baked him into a souffle Squirrel season opens up today If you’re a squirrel run away I don’t know what else I should say Please call the ASPCA Fur coats from us are made Fur is nice but I like suede They scrape our fur off with a blade And never bother with first aid We squirrels really like to play And we like to catch some rays Please don’t kill us this we pray We’re cute and harmless anyway Alvin, Simon, Theodore are gay. [Note: above line was edited out by Dr. Demento for radio play] Squirrels We’re not delicious Squirrels We are not raccoons Squirrels Don’t live in palm trees Squirrels Or in your bathroom Squirrels That’s all we really are is… Squirrels Isn’t it fine I am a… Squirrel Please help and save us we are… Squirrels I wanna whip out my… Squirrel Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels… Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels… Squirrels!
