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POLL: DO THIS IT IS REALLY FUNNY!!! :)?

Don’t spoil the fun!! Ü This is TOO funny, type out the sentence you end up with,
for your answer and do it to your friends…..
Pick the month you were born:
January….. I kicked
February…. I loved
March……. I karate chopped
April……… I licked
May………… I jumped on
June……… I smelled
July…… I did the Macarena with
August…… I had lunch with
September.. I danced20with
October…… I sang to
November.. I yelled at
December…I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1………….. a birdbath
2…………. a monster
3………….. a phone
4 ……………. a fork
5…………. a snowman
6…………… a gangster
7…………. my cell phone
8.. …………..my dog
9…………… my best friends’ boyfriend
10………… my neighbor
11………….. my science teacher
12………….. a banana
13…………a fireman
14…………. a st uffed animal
15………. a goat
16………….. a pickle
17………… your mom
18…………. a spoon
19…………. a Smurf
20…………. a baseball bat
21…………. a ninja
22…………. Chuck Norris
23………… a noodle
24…………. a squirrel
25………… a football player
26…………. my sister
27…………. my brother
28………… an iPod
29…………… a surfer
30………… a llama
31………….a frog
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing right now:
White……. because I’m cool like that..
Black…….. because that’s how I roll.
Pink……… because I’m NOT crazy.
Red…………. because the voices told me to.
Blue………. because I’m cute and I do what I want!
Green………. because I think I need some serious help.
Purple…….. because I’m AWESOME!
Gray……… because Big Bird said to and he’s my master.
Yellow……. b ecause someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange …… because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown…… because I can.
Other ……. because I’m a Ninja!
None……… because I can’t control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made!!!!!!
BONUS QUESTION:
WHATS WRONG WITH THIS???
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mine is
I ran over a goat because i am cute and can do what i want!

Make a funny sentence, again.?

What your sentence?

Pick the month you were born:

January——-I kicked
February——I loved
March——–I karate chopped
April———-I licked
May———-I jumped on
June———-I smelled
July———–I did the Macarena With
August——–I had lunch with
September—-I danced with
October——-I sang to
November—–I yelled at
December—–I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1——-a birdbath
2——-a monster
3——-a phone
4——-a fork
5——-a snowman
6——-a gangster
7——-my mobile phone
8——-my dog
9——-my best friends’ boyfriend
10——-my neighbor
11——-my science teacher
12——-a banana
13——-a fireman
14——-a stuffed animal
15——-a goat
16——-a pickle
17——-your mom
18——-a spoon
19—— – a surf board
20——-a baseball bat
21——-a ninja
22——-Chuck Norris
23——-a noodle
24——-a squirrel
25——-a football player
26——-my sister
27——-my brother
28——-an iPod
29——-a surfer
30——-a llama
31——-A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing right now:

White———because I’m cool like that
Black———because that’s how I roll.
Pink———–because I’m crazy.
Red———–because the voices told me to.
Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green———because I think I need some serious help.
Purple———because I’m AWESOME!
Gray———-because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange ——–because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown———because I can..
Other———-because I’m a Ninja!
None———-because I can’t control myself!

German Shorthaired Pointer Dog vs. Squirrel behind Window

This is my dog Adenine, a German Shorthaired Pointer, trying to get a squirrel through a glass window. He is about 10 months old in this video.

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The Scholarship : Foamy The Squirrel

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Germaine Returns : Foamy The Squirrel

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Squirrel Jump FAIL

Squirrel MEETS WALL!!