Bob and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was in and be quiet.
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said, “There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.”
“So then what did make you scream?” Bob asked, exasperated.
“Well,” Joe continued, “two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, ‘Should we take them home or eat ‘em now?’”
