1am Alarm clock rings..2:am Hunting partners arrive, drag me out of bed..2:30am Throw everything except the kitchen sin into pickup..3:00am Leave for the deep woods..3:15am Drive back home to pickup gun..3:30 Drive like hell to get to the woods before daylight..4am Set up camp. Forgot the damn tent..4:30 Head for the woods..6:05 See eight deer…6:06 Take aim and squeeze trigger..6:07″Click”..6:08 Load gun while watching deer go over the hill..8am Head back to camp..9am Still looking for camp..10am Realize that you don’t know where camp is..Noon Fire gun for help..2:15 Run out of bullets- eight deer come back..2:20 Strange feeling in stomach..2:30 Realize you ate poison berries..2:45 Rescued..2:55 Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped..3pm Arrive back at camp..3:30 Leave camp to kill deer..4pm Return to camp for bullets..4:1 load gun-leave camp-again..5pm Empty gun on squirrel that is bugging you..6pm Arrive at camp- see deer grazing in camp..”click” out of bullets go home no deer
