match up your birthday and post you sentence!
FUNNY PHRASES!!!
> Pick the month you were born:
> January….. I danced with
> February… I sniffed
> March……. I farted on
> April……… I dated
> May………. I kisses
> June……… I hugged
> July………. I hit
> August…… I gave a back rub to
> September. I threw a party for
> October….. I sang to
> November. I ran over
> December.. I beat up
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> 1…………. A puppy
> 2…………. A computer
> 3…………..Your mom
> 4…………. A refrigerator
> 5…………. A doctor
> 6…………. Paris Hilton
> 7…………. My pillow
> 8…………..A garbage man
> 9…………. My best friends’ boyfriend
> 10………… My neighbor
> 11………… My teacher
> 12………… A pickle
> 13………… My best friend
> 14………… A barf bag
> 15………… A hobo
> 16………… A pickle
> 17………… Your dad
> 18………… My Granny
> 19………… A shoe
>
> 20………… a lamp
> 21………… A the Jonas brothers
> 22………… Chuck Norris
> 23………… A noodle
> 24………… A squirrel
> 25………… A football player
> 26………… My sister
> 27………… My brother
> 28………… An ear lobe
> 29………… A surfer
> 30………… A llama
> 31…………A Hamburger
>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> White…… it’s what everyone else is doing
> Black……. Because I felt the urge to
> Pink……… Because I couldn’t help myself
> Red……… Because the voices in my head told me to.
> Blue……… It’s what I’ve always wanted to do
> Green…… Because I think I need some serious
> help.
> Purple….. Because I’m an idiot
> Gray…….. Because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
> Yellow ….. I saw Barney doing it
> Orange …. I felt inspired
> Brown….. that’s just how cool I am
> other……. Because I can’t control myself