Pick your favorite month
January–I kicked
February–I loved
March–I did the Macarena with
April–I played with
May–I choked on
June–I murdered
July–I sang to
August–I had lunch with
September–I danced with
October–I smoked
November–I yelled at
December–I ran over
>2. Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1——-a paperclip
2——-a monster
3——-a phone
4——-a fork
5——-a gangster
6——-a Mexican
7——-my cell phone
8——-my dog
9——-my best friend’s boyfriend
10——-my neighbor
11——-an I-pod
12——-a banana
13——-Chuck Norris
14——-a stuffed animal
15——-a goat
16——-a pickle
17——-your mom
18——a spoon
19——-myself
20——-a football player
21——-a ninja
22——-a fireman
23——-a noodle
24——-a squirrel
25——-a baseball bat
26——-my sister
27——-my brother
28——-my science teacher
29——-a permanent marker
30——-a llama
31——-A homeless guy
>3. Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White——Because I was high.
Black——-Because that’s how I roll.
Pink——–Because I’m NOT homosexual.
Red———Because the voices told me to.
Blue——–Because I’m sexy and do what I want
Green——Because I hate myself.
Purple——Because I’m me.
Gray——–Because I was drunk
Yellow——Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange—-Because I hate my family.
Other——-Because I’m a star.
None——Because I cant control myself
Brown….. Because i craped myself
Mine was
I choked on a noodle Because that’s how I roll.
Yes, once upon a time a squirrel really did show up on my patio, I gave him peanut butter because I couldn’t find any nuts, and he ate it so fast he got the hiccups. And yes, I named him Mr. Hiccups after that. And he comes by every day! (I keep nuts on hand for him now.)