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Dilbert: Dead Squirrel and Need to Virtualize
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Dead Squirrel. Wow, Dogbert’s a jerk. I always knew that, but seriously, that’s just low.
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Dogbert is so badass haha
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Poor Alice, if only the clip went a little longer and we would’ve seen what she would’ve done to Dogbert. >.>
Oddly enough, there are alot of point-haired bosses like that!
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dogbert pwns lol!
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The second one hurt my brain. T_T
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poor Alice xd
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I wonder why doesn’t Alice punch Dogbert.
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omg i lol’d so hard!
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hmmm… I somewhat get the virtualize part, but I don’t think I completely understand. I know that you can have a virtual server, but not much about it. Can someone explain?
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the boss thinks that a virtual server draws no electricity… it’s a nonsense, if you virtualize N servers on a single machine, each server has N times less performance…
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XD Both segments are funny
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The first one was so mean. My jaw dropped and then I busted out laughing.
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Is it even beneficial for Dogbert to be consulting a group of people who are under micromanagement? beneficial for our humor that is… Dogbert pwns.
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“Never put time into an activity that has no potential benefit.”
That makes sense for the second clip.
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Virtual servers allows for low memory content to be temporarily placed on a server which has enough memory to spare.
It organizes things things that are still pending to be placed on a permanent server while others can still get the data. It saves money by lowering stress on the larger servers but you’ll have to put up a new server to begin with, which is WAY too much work.
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ahh… /facepalm for not getting that lol
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Thanks for clarifying that. Now if you could explain this cloud thing to me….
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cloud things?
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hhahahahaha
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1. i bet it took him hours to read the article.
2. everyone knows not to mess with alice, but it’s dogbert… i always wondered what would happen if those two would clash, please mister adams don’t leave us wondering
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But is it art?
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Wow, Alice actually seemed to have given that idea a thought.
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The Boss’s stupidity was so great it put Dilbert into an absence seizure.
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Fist of Death anyone?
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The print version of “Need to Virtualize” has been on more than one office where I work. Of course, working at a huge software company tends to inspire such strips.
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