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www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams. RingTales presents Dilbert Animated Cartoons. Dead Squirrel and Need to Virtualize. In Dead Squirrel, Dogbert says “Never put time into an activity that has no potential benefit. For example, why bother putting on makeup if you’re going to wear that hideous outfit? That’s like knitting a sweater for a dead squirrel”. In Need to Virtualize, The Boss says, “Our servers are using too much electricity. We need to virtualize.” He then states, “I did my part by …
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Dead Squirrel. Wow, Dogbert’s a jerk. I always knew that, but seriously, that’s just low.
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Dogbert is so badass haha
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Poor Alice, if only the clip went a little longer and we would’ve seen what she would’ve done to Dogbert. >.>
Oddly enough, there are alot of point-haired bosses like that!
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dogbert pwns lol!
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The second one hurt my brain. T_T
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poor Alice xd
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I wonder why doesn’t Alice punch Dogbert.
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omg i lol’d so hard!
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hmmm… I somewhat get the virtualize part, but I don’t think I completely understand. I know that you can have a virtual server, but not much about it. Can someone explain?
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the boss thinks that a virtual server draws no electricity… it’s a nonsense, if you virtualize N servers on a single machine, each server has N times less performance…
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XD Both segments are funny
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The first one was so mean. My jaw dropped and then I busted out laughing.
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Is it even beneficial for Dogbert to be consulting a group of people who are under micromanagement? beneficial for our humor that is… Dogbert pwns.
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“Never put time into an activity that has no potential benefit.”
That makes sense for the second clip.
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Virtual servers allows for low memory content to be temporarily placed on a server which has enough memory to spare.
It organizes things things that are still pending to be placed on a permanent server while others can still get the data. It saves money by lowering stress on the larger servers but you’ll have to put up a new server to begin with, which is WAY too much work.
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ahh… /facepalm for not getting that lol
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Thanks for clarifying that. Now if you could explain this cloud thing to me….
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cloud things?
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hhahahahaha
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1. i bet it took him hours to read the article.
2. everyone knows not to mess with alice, but it’s dogbert… i always wondered what would happen if those two would clash, please mister adams don’t leave us wondering
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But is it art?
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Wow, Alice actually seemed to have given that idea a thought.
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The Boss’s stupidity was so great it put Dilbert into an absence seizure.
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Fist of Death anyone?
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The print version of “Need to Virtualize” has been on more than one office where I work. Of course, working at a huge software company tends to inspire such strips.
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