Bob and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was in and be quiet.
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said, “There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.”
“So then what did make you scream?” Bob asked, exasperated.
“Well,” Joe continued, “two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, ‘Should we take them home or eat ‘em now?’”
its ok not that funny tho.
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Ouch!!!!!!!!
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cute…
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YEA! thats cute!
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hahaha.
i like itt
u jokesterr
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take it, take it! hahaha
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Yeah it’s kind of funny……
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I liked it, a lil odd tho. I IMed it 2 my friend and she agrees.
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AH NUTS!! I thought this was going to be about deer.
But, it was funny. Two squirrels can definitely make a man’s voice a higher pitch.
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it all right
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haha.. it is Chip and Dale?
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