Last night, I came home from work and I saw The Jonas Brothers performing in my living room… I didn’t know what to do so I took my anger out on the “Bonus” Jonas… I struck him against the face, slapping him sideways until his nosebleed and I jammed 12 cookies down his throat until he choked till death… then Nick Jonas started to play the clarinet and I grab the sling shot and shot a marshmallow down his throat… After that, I grabbed the butter knife from the kitchen and slit Kevin Jonas’s neck… And for Joe Jonas… it was too late… he got outside and ran for his life before I could kill him… So I ran outside and got in to my car and hunt him down like a squirrel. I chased him like there’s no tomorrow and I finally caught him sleeping on the city bench… So I floored it and ran him over…
Is this because I over cooked the roast???…..