WHY?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!? Is this because I over cooked the roast?!?

Last night, I came home from work and I saw The Jonas Brothers performing in my living room… I didn’t know what to do so I took my anger out on the “Bonus” Jonas… I struck him against the face, slapping him sideways until his nosebleed and I jammed 12 cookies down his throat until he choked till death… then Nick Jonas started to play the clarinet and I grab the sling shot and shot a marshmallow down his throat… After that, I grabbed the butter knife from the kitchen and slit Kevin Jonas’s neck… And for Joe Jonas… it was too late… he got outside and ran for his life before I could kill him… So I ran outside and got in to my car and hunt him down like a squirrel. I chased him like there’s no tomorrow and I finally caught him sleeping on the city bench… So I floored it and ran him over…

Is this because I over cooked the roast???…..

17 Hmr or .22??

Which is better for hunting coyotes, foxes, rabbits, coons, squirrels, etc.

Pest control vs squirrel

TX200 air rifle being used as a pest control measure. Squirrel pest control. The squirrel was trapped in a warehouse and causing damage as well as preventing the alarms being engaged.

If i can get my dad to get me a .22???

What are some good .22′s for hunting? [fox, coons, coyote, rabbit, squirrel, etc.]

I want a powerful one, but under $200. A good ,dependable, accurate, etc.

And it will be a stretch if i can even get the .22 so only answer .22 rifles please!

Hunting dog with low self esteem?

My tried and true hunting hound, Brutus the fearless Chihuahua, has suffered a traumatic experience. Rabbit hunting was great, sometimes he would chase the rabbit and sometimes the rabbit would chase him, but all was good. I was just breaking him into squirrel hunting when tragedy struck. He ran to flush a big Fox squirrel eating under a deer feeder. He was the pride of his breed with chest puffed out and tail fully erect, but then the squirrel did the unthinkable and did a false charge back at Brutus. This quite literally scared little big man and he seems to have lost his edge. Any of you experts out there know how to get Brutus’ Machismo back in order.
He looks pretty dejected in his “security” sweater.
When it comes to toy poodles, he’s a humper and not a fighter, so forget that one.
I called the “Dog whisperer” and he thinks I’m squirrely!!

How can I keep squirrels off my feeder.?

I have a squirrel proof feeder but they still can get in it. I do not want to buy bird seed for the squirrels It is too expensive. What should I do. Isn’t there some way to keep them off

Do squirrels go in bird baths?

I’m looking to buy my mother a hanging bird bath for Christmas. However the squirrels in our backyard already love trying to get into her existing bird feeder and bird house, etc. My question is, might they try and jump from the tree into the hanging bird bath? Do squirrels even like water? We do try to keep the squirrels away from the bird area in the backyard but i wonder if the hanging birdbath would have any bearing on this?